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1. Elena (she/her, TAB)
2. 19 years old.
3. Currently attending a small liberal arts college in the Twin Cities.
4. Things I like: Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, the Vlogbrothers, books, Harry Potter, The West Wing, anything written by John Green, anything Hank Green will ever write, Scandal.
5. Currently in love with: Olivia Pope.
6. One time I gave Hank Green a cliff bar.

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a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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#so cute

"Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. […] Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness."

— Actual quote from the book describing Augustus Waters for all the people who didn’t understand that Augustus fucking Waters was flawed while reading the book. (via nyota-oswin-argent)

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"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."

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Here’s hoping.


Here’s hoping.

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